Avoiding Antro

Hello,
This one isn't mine but I thought it was great.

So this Birch tree and this Beech tree are standing around and they notice this new tree in the forest. "is it a birch or a beech?" they can't seem to figure it out so they say "hey lets ask the woodpecker, he knows a lot about trees". So they ask the woodpecker to check it out and the woodpecker comes back and says "well, its not the son of a birch or the son of a beech but its the best piece of ash I've ever put my pecker in!"

sorry.. little risqe but I liked it ;o) Take care